Pigtails
Met a friend for lunch today and decided to write a relationship book. The narrator is the pet koala bear named Rusty. His owner is the guy of the relationship and he is trying to get back together with his longtime girl, we'll call her "Aphro" short for Aphrodite. Of course she has a gigantic blonde afro, which allows for lots of odd introductions at parties. We can call the guy Ed.

Rusty keeps us up to date on the relationship ups and downs. He alwasys liked Aphro, but knows something is different. He compares Ed and Aphro's relationship to his love of eucalyps leaves. He knows he loves them, that they are his favorite, but he wants to make them better. He comes up with different recipes but ultimately decides that he likes the leaves best when they are raw and uncooked. Which seques into Ed's life, as he kills and eats Aphro when she changes her hair to pigtails. Raw and uncooked.

That got grim pretty quick. I really didn't intend to go that direction but what are you gonna do. The girl in my video game quickly forgot her dead boyfriend and shacked up with some new guy. I made her jump off a building. A few times. Then I accepted it and saved the world from a fat man connected to the collective subconsciuos through wires and machines.