What do YOU Women Want?

Some DC magazine had an article on being "sensationally single" in DC and why it's so great. The graph showed what women consider important regarding guys:
1. Treating you well - 98%
2. Sense of humor - 84%
3. Smarts - 72%
4. Being a great lover - 46%
5. Having a handsome face - 45%
6. Fit body - 22%
7. Wealth - 11%

Women, is this true? Does this explain why Carmen Electra hangs around David Spade? Why Jessica Simpson wiggles after Dane Cook and John Mayer? Do I really just treat you well and tell a few jokes - cause I have always done that. It really can't be that easy. Thoughts?

This sums up the way I feel. God bless the children. This would have been my son and I would have named him "Thumpus."