Buying Magic in Crystal City
I buy magic spells. There's a guy with a shopping cart (full of spells!) and a sign that says "down on my luck, could use a hand." He sits outside pretty much all day and has very dark skin and a quiet voice. I bought him a hamburger and he said "I'll get cha back." Next day, I dropped my hamburger on the ground and an older guy walked over to give me a free hamburger coupon. Payback. I could feel the magic. Also I'm a dragon so ...
I give this fella a few bucks every couple of days. We're solid. Yesterday, I walked down to the magician and gave him a few bucks and he mumbled a low incantation, something about "effing livestock won't give nobody a change." Give me a love spell. He waved his arms and said "Get outta here, wer're done." Went to the gym. I think he confused my love spell with a stink spell. What should I buy next?
I buy magic spells. There's a guy with a shopping cart (full of spells!) and a sign that says "down on my luck, could use a hand." He sits outside pretty much all day and has very dark skin and a quiet voice. I bought him a hamburger and he said "I'll get cha back." Next day, I dropped my hamburger on the ground and an older guy walked over to give me a free hamburger coupon. Payback. I could feel the magic. Also I'm a dragon so ...
I give this fella a few bucks every couple of days. We're solid. Yesterday, I walked down to the magician and gave him a few bucks and he mumbled a low incantation, something about "effing livestock won't give nobody a change." Give me a love spell. He waved his arms and said "Get outta here, wer're done." Went to the gym. I think he confused my love spell with a stink spell. What should I buy next?
2 Comments:
At 7:15 PM,
Anonymous said…
Your magic is no match for my kung fu.
At 8:57 AM,
Unknown said…
A substitute blogger who will post more often. Kidding, of course.
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