der grosse konig

I am currently fascinated with the Nazi escoterism/occultism. The whole movement took its cue from H. Himmler and his search to form a Teutonic order to keep the motherland safe. Awesome. There is all kinds of stuff that reaches into this like Wagner's The Ring opera and the ancient struggle for dominance.

It gets good when Himmler starts looking for holy artifacts to use against the world. This has been explored in Indiana Jones, Katherine Neville's The Magic Circle, and many other works. Apparently, Himmler wanted to stir up der grosse konig (Great King) and a weasely little man named Hitler thought that sounded alright. Everyone knows that Hitler stole the holy lance (the lance used to pierce Christ's side at the crucifixation) from Vienna and used it to gain power. Simple history, gents. But did you know that the last bastion of the Nazi's lies in Antartica?

Himmler and others thought that the ancient Aryans were located in obscure places like Shangri La in Nepal or the South Pole. Big H and his peeps found an ice free mountain range in Antartica and named it Die Niebenglund or something. Also, 2500 smokin' hot Ukrainian women between the ages of 17 and 25 were sent to Antartica to meld with juicy Nazi manmeat to produce a new race of short men with block mustaches and women that love them. This was the first documented case of some shady guy hangning out at the metro saying "you wanna be a model?" Imagine the look of surpise as hot Ukrainian chick #1 looks around and comprenhends the grand scheme. I think I would've gone lesbian.

So upon Hitler's demise, the holy treasures like the holy lance were taken to Antartica to await safe repose from modern day German businessman. Maybe Dr Z from the car commercials was sent to Antartica to claim holy relics? Hmmm.

I will soon undertake my own voyage to the South Pole to check all this out. Maybe all those ultra hotties also have really hot grand-daughters.