Idris Speaks

Idris is a dragon. He speaks the truth with little regard for grammar. Follow his words.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Buying Magic in Crystal City
I buy magic spells. There's a guy with a shopping cart (full of spells!) and a sign that says "down on my luck, could use a hand." He sits outside pretty much all day and has very dark skin and a quiet voice. I bought him a hamburger and he said "I'll get cha back." Next day, I dropped my hamburger on the ground and an older guy walked over to give me a free hamburger coupon. Payback. I could feel the magic. Also I'm a dragon so ...

I give this fella a few bucks every couple of days. We're solid. Yesterday, I walked down to the magician and gave him a few bucks and he mumbled a low incantation, something about "effing livestock won't give nobody a change." Give me a love spell. He waved his arms and said "Get outta here, wer're done." Went to the gym. I think he confused my love spell with a stink spell. What should I buy next?

2 Comments:

  • At 7:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Your magic is no match for my kung fu.

     
  • At 8:57 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    A substitute blogger who will post more often. Kidding, of course.

     

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